Postcards from the Ledge

March 21st, 2011

Alexa Chung and Harley Viera-Newton at Topshop

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Long Lost Lohan

March 21st, 2011
Lohan Ungaro by Imaginary Socialite

For those who were dying to buy (or at least try on and TwitPic) the ill-fated Lindsay Lohan x Ungaro collection, you might want to pull out your credit cards.

Four of the better dresses from the collection, which to our knowledge weren’t sold anywhere, have surfaced on eBay.

They’re from a pretty reputable vintage site called StyleBug, and they run around $450, “or best offer.”


Make that “best offer” a case of expensive spray tan, a court order, and some leggings, and see what happens.

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Patrick Bateman is not Jason Bateman

March 21st, 2011
batemans by Imaginary Socialite

Getting arrested is a little less fun than Arrested Development.

(Way more fun than Hogan Family reruns, though…)

Runners Up: Ella Moss is not Leila Moss, Jessie J is not Jesse Jo, Diplo is not Dipset…

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Things to Discuss This Week…

March 21st, 2011
Cory Kennedy by Imaginary Socialite

1) If Dakota and Emma go to Gallatin at the same time, will they share an apartment like Mary Kate and Ashley did?

2) Have you gotten “date night” advice from Gisele yet? If you’re an intern at W, you have.

3) Rag & Bone & Julia Frakes in an empty chicken coop. Please let this be a Matt Jacobs production.

4) Cory’s blonde. Read ‘em and bleach.

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“The Trendiest Girl in America”

March 21st, 2011
brittany s. pierce by Imaginary Socialite

Check out Brittany S. Pierce (Heather Morris) in the Gwyneth episode of Glee.

She’s wearing a sweatshirt by Wildfox Couture, which is super-adorable but also super-expensive… $108, to be exact.

Is everyone in Lima, Ohio secretly loaded?

Did Brittany steal it off the set of her Teen Vogue shoot?

Or does Rachel Berry just get way more allowance money than she cares to admit?

Wildfox Big Love sweatshirt, $108. And huge apologies to those who don’t watch Glee and think I’m talking even more nonsense than usual.

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On the Street

March 20th, 2011

Ouch by Imaginary Socialite

Caption: “The fact that nothing special can create such a frenzy both mesmerizes and delights me.” –Tim Blanks

Question: Would this comment be different if Taylor still worked at Conde? Discuss.

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Aftershock

March 19th, 2011

I don’t like you anymore, but my gut doesn’t believe it.

It slinks into a straight line through my stomach whenever I see you, then hangs a left and heads for my heart. What the hell.

I don’t really want to care who you’re touching or what you’re drinking, but the residue of something we used to know won’t wash off my mind. I leave fingerprints of dissolved conversations on my glass. I cough blood on your old sweatshirt and swear I’ll throw it out. I haven’t yet.

It would all be okay if I were in ninth grade, but I’m not. It would all be okay if I thought we should be together, but I don’t. Instead it’s just the ghost of a feeling that I strangled and kicked and sliced, until finally I convinced myself that it was done.

Is this because of the Super Moon? I’m shutting my windows. I’m cranking Led Zeppelin. I’m kicking you out of my guts.

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In Other News…

February 12th, 2011

Mubarak Out

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Fan Mail

February 8th, 2011

An actual email from my Inbox.

Dear Imaginary Socialite,

I need help :( ,

So let’s say you’re once again an imaginary sophomore at an imaginary school. Looks like your hard work at boarding school has paid off as you can now bask in the sunlight of a nice Bay Area afternoon. Suddenly, an evil little storm cloud obscures the sky, preemptively ending your tanning sesh’ before it even starts.

Of course, that little fucker is a metaphor for the 20 page creative piece of fiction you’ve just been assigned. No worries though, you’re little miss sunshine and no cloud is going to ruin your day. You trek to the library to abolish this little guy. Unfortunately, as soon as you get there, you’re struck with writer’s block. You’ve got the plot: An ultra-luxe, fabulous girl from Andover, Massachusetts and her gay best friend from that one school in New Hampshire. They’ve graduated high school, gone off to college and graduated there as well, and now they’re living it up in NYC. MisShapes anachronisms aside, the concrete jungle where dreams are made of, doesn’t yet seem to have a conflict for these two characters which is why I seek your advice.

If you were writing a paper like this in order to get one step closer to graduating, resulting in you being one step closer to becoming a super cool, imaginary editor at some nonfigmentary magazine— Vogue perhaps?— what would you use as the conflict in your story?

Sincerely,
Imaginary Schoolboy

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So. Anyone want to write an Alloy manuscript and mail it to Stanford?

Postcards from the Ledge

February 6th, 2011

Road

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We’ll Be Back After These Messages (From David Bowie)

February 6th, 2011

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Things to Discuss This Week…

February 6th, 2011

1. Another‘s abroad but Jalouse is in; let the party wars begin.

2. Peaches is the new Oprah. Well… sort of, actually, yeah.

3. Should Elle F. and Tavi G. be seated apart? Or together? And what if they both want the same dress?

4. Oh Nicki you’re so fine.

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Let The Games Begin…

February 6th, 2011

How desperate are you to go to Fashion Week?

Someone on eBay is betting you’re panting pretty hard.

They’re offering a pair of tickets to the Betsey Johnson and Mackage shows… for $2000.

(That’s the cost of about forty Betsey dresses, just to compare.)

The tickets are in the “SkyBox” – a cool but removed section of Lincoln Center where show sponsors can buy tickets. It’s a great seat, but a long way from Lauren Conrad or Kelly Osbourne or whoever else shimmies their Hollywood bottoms into the front row, US Weekly smiles blazing.

Meanwhile, someone else is offering up their Monique Lhullier ticket, in an unspecified row, for $200. How… reasonable.

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English 101

February 6th, 2011

Book Report
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Hair of Floating Sky

January 11th, 2011

There are many surprising things about the appearance of Julia Frakes on Douglas Perrett’s 100 of 2010 poster.

The absence of pixie dust, for one.

But maybe the most surprising thing:

She’s got a cigarette in her mouth.

Consider this the first and only time you’ll ever see that – unless, of course, they start making them out of raw, sustainable, farm-to-table nicotine!

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