Baby’s First Fanmail
This comes to us all the way from Vermont.
Vermont? Whatever, we’ll take what we can get.
Dear Imaginary Socialite,
I just checked out your blog and saw the reference to Hope Atherton. Do you know, I ran Varsity Cross Country with her little sister, Lily, at [prep school] in [some other green New England state]? I don’t think Hopey went to our school, but there’s my relation to her! Boy are those girls beautiful and so well dressed! Do you know them?
xoxoo
[someone very pretty and preppy]
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Know them? Maybe I am them.
Keep them coming, kids: am.i@imaginarysocialite.com
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