“Dear Imaginary Socialite,
Please try not to be so self-conscious (it shows in your writing). You are probably a very nice young girl so forget the judging eyes of fashion.
-John.”
well…hmm… um…
Dear John,
I’m not sure I’d be a good socialite if I weren’t so self conscious. And I’d definitely be a terrible imaginary person. But I’ll try and be more aware of that when I write.
Also, “you must be a nice young girl?” Clearly, we’ve never met.
xoxo The I.S.
as for the rest of you; keep it coming: am.i@imaginarysocialite.com
[BRET EASTON ELLIS - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]