I think it’s so funny that Page Six called Holly Millea “a writer for Details” today, since Holly Millea is so clearly the editor-at-large for Elle Magazine, and my personal idol. Just saying.
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Just so you know, there’s a Hot Hot Heat concert somewhere in New York this weekend. There’s also a Hot Hot Heat afterparty with a Hot Hot Boy who’s going to be there. And since you can claim shotgun as soon as you see the car, I’m gonna claim boy as soon as […]
Speaking of mail, here’s a fun one:
Imaginary socialite whoever the hell you are,
I know who you have a crush on and his girlfriend is going to kick your ass if she finds out you want him so you better watch it okay? She will figure it out and she will get you when she […]
Okay, also…
People keep asking why they can’t leave a comment, how we can enable the comments, etc. Our unbelievable webmaster, The Steve, will work this out shortly. In the meantime, I promise I will post ALL of your comments as mail if you send them to me.
am.i@imaginarysocialite.com
And just so you know, the Masterson […]
This just in from Teen Vogue: there are 3 staff positions open: fashion news assistant, photo editor, and web editor (? maybe, we’re not so sure about this last one’s exact title). Anyway, if you haven’t noticed everyone from T.V. going to Nylon, etc, start noticing.
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Dear I.S.,
Do you really want to drink beer? I somehow don’t believe you…
your #1 fan”
Hmm…
Dear #1 fan,
It’s true, I don’t really drink beer. Except two nights ago, when The Seeker and Boxer made me skip dancing to Bloc Party at Misshapes to go drink with them at Chumley’s. I was […]
Dear boy who I have a big crush on,
Last night, I thought it might be fun to move into your big house and kick out your big live-in girlfriend and jump on your bed all night.
We could play some of your too-trendy but still rather amazing CDs too loud, and drink beer or […]
So, do we think there’s like a fight between Bronxe at Last Night’s Party and Mark Hunter at The Cobra Snake? Because aren’t they basically doing the same thing?
And, also, don’t all the people in the photos look like basically the same people?
And, also, too, where has my mail gone? […]
Overheard at Paper Magazine: “Josh Madden totally told me I was getting a necklace and he never sent me one! I’m SO mad, I want one SO badly!”
memo to Canal Street vendors: find this necklace. make it soon.
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You can stay in and watch NBC for the Karl Lagerfeld appearance, or, if you’ve been invited and the rumors are true, go to Nan Kempner’s townhouse and watch some overpriviledged hotties sing some opera, show some art, and figure out who to bring home afterwards. Funny, I thought the Costume Ball was LAST […]
Erstwhile mentioned Josh Madden has created a line of necklaces for his company, Made Clothing. They’re a long ball-chain, and at the end, a die-cast steel tape cassette charm. They’re adorable, but the thing is, you can’t buy them - Josh has to give one to you.
Perhaps the Imaginary Socialite has […]
rogan is having a secret sample sale next week. details to follow (after I go there and buy everything I want, silly).
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1. Learn what Richard Johnson looks like (just type his name into the search box!).
2. Get really drunk.
3. Approach Richard at an event, preferably when he’s with his girlfriend Sessa.
4. Shout at the top of your lungs, “why are you writing such awful things about my family! my father checked […]
For reasons undisclosed to you guys, I recently met with Elle’s Fashion Editor, Joann Paley. She was wearing this great, long, tripled over Chanel necklace in gold, with little black enameled C’s hanging off it.
So then, Roberta Meyers (Elle’s E-i-C) is on The Today Show this morning, talking about… something, can’t even […]
Designer Alexis Bittar was spotted last night with friends at i-Bop karaoke, wearing a blonde Paris Hilton wig, carrying a stuffed Paris Hilton dog, and singing “Don’t You Want Me, Baby.”
This is way funnier when you realize that Alexis Bittar is a guy.
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