To: am.i@imaginarysocialite.com
From: bubbeleh@whatjewwant.com
Dear I.S.
Are you the girl with the magenta mohawk? You’re TOTALLY the girl with the magenta mohawk.
By the way, love the pic of Josh with the Anna Wintour sign.
Don’t we all, little Bubbie.
And sadly, I only wear magenta boy-shorts and magenta Anna Sui wedge heels, not magenta hair… but […]
There’s a photo of The Imaginary Socialite on the Misshapes website, from last Saturday’s party. I am posing with one other person. Any guesses may be sent to am.i@imaginarysocialite.com, and yes I’ll tell you if it’s actually me.
[ANNIE LEIBOWITZ - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Bea and I sit on top of each other at Arlene’s Grocery. We are displeased with the starfucking in this town, especially among our friends, especially among one friend in particular, especially because this friend is so unbelievably special that they don’t need to mention anybody else to be cool.
We sit, transfixed, […]
1. Where the skirt hits your legs is not the issue. Choose a skirt that hits your waist and hips at the right place. You’ll look skinny if the skirt skims your hips and makes your body look longer, regardless of how fat your thighs are. Being the exemplary IS that […]
Do you want to work at Hermes for a year as their intern? Do you want to get paid for it? Then call them up and tell them, ‘cause they’re looking for someone to work in their public relations department and they’ll love you. As long as you’re pretty and do what […]
Two posts in one cycle, but okay.
Marvin Scott Jarrett’s in Japan right now filming Good Charlotte on their Asian tour, and when he comes back to L.A. he’s beginning work on a film project which may star Tamryn Manning, whom I love!
[EMILY DOUGHERTY - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
from: heather@justanothergirl.com
to: am.i@imaginarysocialite.com; bea@beautyandthebea.com
subject: you are so pretty on myspace
who does she think she is putting up cute blonde baby pics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she is adorable though….
who was a cuter ?
Leigh Kissing Her Kitty
Or me eating a cookie at the beach?
omg, she totally wins. and i look fat compared to her even as a baby!
i […]
Fact: All Beauty Editors from Nylon write books.
1. Kara Jesella, Beauty Editor who went to Teen Vogue, who quit to write a book on Sassy.
2. Molly Rosen, Beauty Editor who quit to write a novel
3. Charlotte Rudge, Beauty Editor who went to Vitals who’s quitting to…
4. Fiorella Valdesolo, Beauty Editor who’s still […]
Boxer takes off his pants in the middle of Central Park.
“My boxers are dark enough, right?”
They are blue plaid, and long, and look like J. Crew shorts. I tell him he’s fine. He kicks off his shoes and charges into the fountain, with all the little kids and the two German […]
“My mixes get passed around like my heart.” - Scout. Yeah, no shit.
[SAMANTHA RONSON - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Example One
To: am.i@imaginarysocialite.com
From: Scout
The party last night was kinda gay. Do you hate me now? I feel like you totally hate me.
Example Two
To: am.i@imaginarysocialite.com
From: Important Fashion Firebomb
Are you like best friends with Scout now? I thought you didn’t like him. You totally do. You know, if it […]
Exactly two weeks ago, I met a tall, black-haired, pink-skinned thing named Ellen. She had a huge smile and a pair of overworn cowboy boots and a business card that read “model.” The first thing she said to me was, “unfortunately, I only eat rabbit food.” I liked her immediately.
When we […]
Pucci and Gucci totally rhyme.
Omigosh!
giggle giggle giggle
[ALIX LIGHT - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
In the past two weeks, Nanette Lepore, Michelle Smith, Cynthia Rowley, and Betsey Johnson have used the word “hostess” to describe their Spring ‘06 collections.
Excuse me, but when did all the competing mid-level women’s designers get together in a room and decide that, of all the things to do for spring, they would […]
Black Eyed Peas Fergie is going solo. Am I the first, or the last, to hear this?
[JOSH DUHAMEL - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]