Imaginary Socialite

I’m off to have so much fun. Hope you’re doing the same. Stay tuned for major stories come Monday, and obviously, send me yours:

am.i@imaginarysocialite.com

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Forgot to mention, Nick Lachey arrived at a party on Wednesday where I happened to be marooned. This would be unremarkable, were it not for the fact that a publicist skidded into the room slightly before he entered and hissed, “oh my gosh, Jessica Simpson’s ex husband is here!”

Oh, her ex husband is here?

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just another girl:: and now i never want to work again

Am I The IS: we’ll find you someone good to marry

Am I The IS: Adrian’s friendster profile is up on gawker, maybe you can woo him via email

just another girl:: not likely

Am I The IS: cause Bea will kill you

just another girl:: although not an […]

Hey, Ingrid Sischy and I have the same initials…

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Tinsley Mortimer, coming to a Project Runway episode near you?

Sounds fun, though I can’t imagine her in anything Jay McCarroll - whose bags look a lot like the circle totes from both As Four and Rebecca Turbow. Don’t you think?

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I think this quote is oh-so-I.S.

Your work looks good…
Your look works great.

It’s from this bizarre song called Helmet Head or something (help? what’s it called?) from this fab group called The Spinto Band… you should also check out their song Mandy, if you want something that never leaves your head.

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Those Domino girls are really kicking ass. First features editor Zoe Wolff scribes that excellent story in Sunday Styles this week, and then today, style editor Tori Mike (you remember Tori - the beyond-sweet blonde who used to work at Elle Decor?) is on the WB 11 matching new rooms to new clothes…

Also, […]

Imagine twenty something candles for a newly twenty something Misshapes queen. Now imagine her killing them all with one perfect stiletto stomp. Yay!

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To: am.i@imaginarysocialite.com
From: Mr. Bronze

Hello,

Since you seem to be taking questions, I have always wonder…do Imaginary Socialites get
fake tans?

Mr. Bronze
http://bronzer.blogspot.com/

Ah, Mr. Bronze, only my name is fake. Like everything else on me, my tan is real… and it’s spectacular.

xoxo The I.S.

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Last month, it was all about getting a job at Teen Vogue. This month? It’s time for Paper. If you heart Mickey Boardman as much as I do, you’ll just glitter on up when you hear that Meghan Sutherland left the downtown rag for the West Broadway loft otherwise known as Nylon, […]

Today’s open bar comes courtesy of Johnny Walker, whose party tonight features Paul Sevigny as the DJ and… um… Liz Phair singing happy birthday to the big booze brand. How totally odd.

Any takers?

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To: am.i@imaginarysocialite.com
From: LittleMermaid@bubeleh.com

Hey, do you get one of those “I was in Page Six” tee shirts now? Is that part of the deal or do we have to buy you one from the website?

Good point, babe. They wouldn’t know where to send a shirt, but it would look so cute with my new Catherine Malandrino […]

Good Morning, gorgeous kids.

Today’s going to be fun; I can just feel it.

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Agent Provacateur is gearing up for their big sample sale this Saturday.

Their employees are required (!) to wear heels, so here’s a tip for scoring the best stuff: bring some Tenderfoot Scrub from Bliss to the salesgirl, in exchange for her “help” (i.e. her willingness to hide all the corsets you need in […]

One Dana Dynamite, head of Ben Sherman’s PR and entertainment marketing division, lunching with one Ricky Wilson, head boy of the Kaiser Chiefs.

Conclude what you will, but remember several years ago, when B.S. launched that fabulous series of ads starring British and American indie bands in their not-so-indie clothes…

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