A Series of Awkward Events

12 noon.

Phone ringing.

Roll over.

Grab it.

This time it’s more complicated, because I’m mid-argument with Scout.

“Hey!” says The Seeker. “You’ll never guess what just happened.”

“Uh, neither will you,” I shoot.

“Oh, is this a bad time?”

“Pretty much.”

“Like, awkward?”

“Like, exactly.”

“Okay, well…” but he doesn’t hang up. Instead, he gives a five minute monologue on his night, a long raid of bars, bistros, and The Dandy Warhols at random spots in Paris. It’s amusing, and exciting, and halfway through, I give up and put The Seeker on speaker phone for Scout to hear.

We crash on his bed, making funny faces as The Seeker talks – and talks – about herding models and artists and designers and Courtney Taylor, and bringing them back to his hotel. The Seeker has Amy Sacco on speed dial and sometimes, like now, I think she should be taking notes. Sometimes I also think I should book a plane ticket and disappear to France until September.

Scout is dead silent, but suddenly The Seeker stops.

“Wait,” he asks, suddenly self-aware. “Are you with a guy?”

I laugh.

“Do you want me to call you back?”

I laugh more. My phone snaps shut.

“Okay,” says Scout, “he sounds awesome. And definitely not gay.”

I nod.

“So,” continues Scout. “Have you guys ever made out?”

“Nope.” I smile. “Why, do you think we should?”

Scout hits me with his pillow. We sit on his couch and eat Ben & Jerry’s out of the carton, with the blinds pulled tight and the clocks turned off.

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