1) Search Last Night’s Party, Cobra Snake, Patrick McMullan, Wire Image, or US Weekly for photos of the event. Make note of who, what, and wore - you know, their outfits. Do additional google research if necessary.
2) Pretend you are so hungover when you talk about it. Nobody will expect details.
3) The phrase, “wow, you looked beautiful!” always works. Then ask tons of questions about their outfit, their makeup routine, the whole deal. They’ll forget they didn’t see you.
4) When in doubt, say you met a guy.
5) When in more doubt, say you were busy in the bathroom with Lindsay.
6) Convince everyone you are Jessica Matlin, so whenever they see her at a party, they think you are too.
[KEISHA JOHNSON - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]