Serena Altschul is awesome. Really, truly, genuinely awesome. I hope CBS takes her off the evening news and puts her on the fucking Early Show. I would totally start watching it instead of Today.
You know who else loves Serena Altschul? Her boyfriend. He must, if he’s willing to haul her giant Burberry tote around and walk behind her when she’s working.
I need one of those… tote, I mean, not boyfriend.
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