Guys, I feel like our relationship is moving too fast, too soon.
It’s not that I don’t like you, it’s just that I know your heart is delicate, and I want to respect that, and so I think maybe we should chill out for a little while.
Like until Wednesday, when I come back from a much needed rest.
I tried to totally load the site today, so you could ration yourselves like kittens do when you load all their food in a bowl and take off for the Hamptons with someone else’s boyfriend.
In the meantime, email me good stuff (am.i@imaginarysocialite.com) and keep your eyes out for The Seeker, briefly back in the USA! Until Wednesday, kids.
xoxoxoxo The I.S.
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