Agent Provacateur is gearing up for their big sample sale this Saturday.
Their employees are required (!) to wear heels, so here’s a tip for scoring the best stuff: bring some Tenderfoot Scrub from Bliss to the salesgirl, in exchange for her “help” (i.e. her willingness to hide all the corsets you need in the waaay back dressing room).
As long as we’re on the subject, once The Seeker told me he’d buy me anything I wanted from A.P. if I tried it on in front of him first. If you can find a similar offer, I’d suggest taking it – even on sale, those little lace panties from Marseilles are tres cher.
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