There’s a secret society called Bohemian Grove in California that requires a 25-year induction period before you can join. It’s at an estate in the Redlands, and basically if you’re in, you’re invincible. Just about every president has been a member, and curiously, Teddy Roosevelt #4 is vacationing there right now. Members are divided into “camps,” which are like your little families within the club. It’s for men only. It’s a big secret. But today at lunch, The Seeker told me all about it.
If I go missing in the next few days, I guess you’ll know who did it. Same goes for The Seeker. But if we vanish together, it’s because we’ve eloped, as promised.
[CHELSEA CLINTON - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]