To: am.i@imaginarysocialite.com
From: LittleMermaid@bubeleh.comHey, do you get one of those “I was in Page Six” tee shirts now? Is that part of the deal or do we have to buy you one from the website?
Good point, babe. They wouldn’t know where to send a shirt, but it would look so cute with my new Catherine Malandrino bubble skirt. Giggle giggle.
[SARI SLOANE - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
shes not cute at all!