To: am.i@imaginarysocialite.com
From: painfullypretty@importantpub.comIf you have a moment, could you please, please, please do me a favor and tell me the juiciest bit of backstage/runway fashion week bad-behavior gossip you’ve ever heard? I’m looking for anyone acting like an ass – models tripping each other, hairstylists flipping out, editors trying sneaky seat-stealing tactics. photographers knocking each other out of the stands, designers pitching fits. Sabotage is good. Diva-ism is better. I keep thinking of the time Linda Evangelista threatened to shove hear fully-finished coif under a running tap if Oribe didn’t change another model’s hairstyle that she considered too similar to her own. Stuff like that. I know someone out there has a Randolph Duke psychotic episode story. (who doesn’t?)
Don’t worry – it’s strictly for use as a blind item…no names, sources, or specifics revealed. Although you should tell me all the specifics b/c that’s just more fun.
C’mon kids. It’s time to put those loose lips to good use.
um… well, this one time…
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