T minus four weeks until the Imaginary Socialite launches her very first batch of t-shirts.
In the meantime, can you guess which real socialite sported this slightly redundant tee yesterday?
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Just discovered the best website, JobPredictor.com. Plug in your name, and it invents your perfect career.
Below, some of my favorite advice from the site…
Tinsley Mortimer should be an assassin
Fabian Basabe should be a shoplifter
Aimee Phillips should be a pro soccer player
Kate Moss should be a cowboy
Giles Bensimon should be a professional shopper
And… […]
Everybody vote on Arielle’s birthday present, from The Imaginary Socialite:
a) Dior Princess Ring
b) Garden State DVD
c) Tickets to Avenue Q (again)
d) A seashell bra.
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bonus tag:
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We’re crushing on Ali Kay based on one quote from last night:
“I wish I had $15 million dollars! Really I have more like, $15.”
Also, we got a sneak peek of her new pajama pants, and we’re already crushing: they’ve got this really chill Gwyneth-does-yoga vibe.
Which sort of makes me think that […]
Standing with The Plastics, and Hud, at Intermix.
We can’t decide what’s louder, the flashbulbs or the chatter, and suddenly I feel a tug on my tee, and Fabian says “excuse me” and Martina giggles.
That’s definitely our cue.
Outside the cobblestones are damp and Elisabeth’s still holding her wine. They […]
Most publicists get pitch lists and pressure from their bosses.
Not a certain group of glowing A-listers, who just got an iPod nano from their proud PR firm president… apparently, they really rocked it during Fashion Week, and she wanted them to have a cool reward.
How very Oprah!
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We can’t wait for the December issue of Glamour to hit stands. Fortunately, we already know about one of the articles! Check it out…
Hi, ladies.
Glamour’s doing a guide to foreplay. For part of it, we want to hear from men and women on two questions:
1) What’s the most creative foreplay you’ve ever experienced?
2. […]
1. It’s okay to huddle with your friends for the entire night.
2. Dance when you like the song. Even if it’s Hollaback Girl. Even if it’s only playing in your head.
3. Wear gorgeous heels. With jeans. And your 9th grade soccer tee. And a huge smile.
4. Or you […]
Today the Imaginary Socialite turns 5 months old.
To celebrate, I bought myself a cupcake, then checked out the web stats.
Because you’re dying to hear all about you, right?
So far:
*You are obsessed with the Save Kate t-shirt - you’ve clicked on it over 3000 times!
*You like to email, a lot. You hate […]
She’s so Jane…
and she’s so drunk?…
So Jane’s November logo will be in neon.
Maybe this is okay.
Maybe neon is cool again.
Like the Jane party they just threw in the East Village, that I crashed, that I loved.
Three floors of chaos, loud indie music, random liquor slung into big buckets that you […]
This just in: Bluefly & Vogue team up for a designer handbag sweepstakes.
In other news, you can now buy Rosa Cha swimsuits at Club Med, and the best tank tops I’ve ever seen in the boy’s department at Wal-Mart.
Seriously.
Sidenote: when you go to the Bluefly site, as opposed to the Vogue website, the same […]
Happy Birthday, Hilary Duff.
Now you can legally marry Joel.
Not like you would. Right now, anyway. But that would be so sweet. Anyway.
Giggle.
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Can you guess who owns this vintage Richie Rich print?
Hint #1: The Imaginary Socialite snapped it at an eponymous fashion VIP’s apartment.
Hint #2: It’s nobody from Heatherette’s…
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Feng Feng, 24
Work: Lingerie, design homework, emergency DJ sessions.
Play: Dressing, dancing, emergency DJ sessions.
Day: Overalls, cowboy boots, Marc Jacobs shades
Night: Sweatshirt, miniskirt, Marc Jacobs shades
Candy: Skittles, Starburst, Smarties.
Girl: Lipgloss, lipstick, Lanvin.
Hard to Explain Factor: 76%
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To: am.i@imaginarysocialite.com
From: PrinceWilliam(sburg)@MyFavoriteMag.com
Subject: Shampoozled
It must be Dove. They’re taking the beauty directors to the French West Indies (next month?). I forgot. : )
Clever marketing schemes, massive editor swag, and I.S. addicts in the know- it’s just another ordinary day…
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