A Mail of Two Cities

To: am.i@imaginarysocialite.com
From: fashionfirebomb@londoncalling.com

Um, excuse me.

I just saw Kate Moss in Ibiza totally flirting with Ricky Wilson from The Kaiser Chiefs. She is after him.

Doesn’t she know that he’s MINE? Can you please let her know? So uncool. Pissed.

Do you mean American pissed, like mad, or British pissed, like drunk?

Either way, you might want to find a new crush – Kate Moss always gets what she wants…

[LIZZIE JAGGER - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

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