Get psyched for Fashion Week, Scene #6: Vogue‘s own New Guard, Jessica Joffe.
My friend took this photo, which may explain why Jess looks happy as opposed to confused and slightly upset – after all, Imaginary Socialites are much like the real ones: ice cold.
Jess is not ice cold – she’s razor sharp and sourly sweet. Unlike others on February’s New Guard list, I actually want to see her again – and not in a mugshot, behind-bars kind of way.
Party on, Ms. Joffe. The I.S. is totally rooting for you.
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Why is it that it looks like she’s having something that her mind thinks is going to be uncomfortable but is really quite pleasureable being done to her right now.
She is Snuggly!