Things to make your Fashion Week a safe and happy one.
1) Your Imitation of Christ invite will come the day after the show. Accept this and move on.
2) Don’t panic: while Maggie Rizer, Kate Moss, and Verushka were all supermodels of the ’90s, and they’re all on the catwalk this week, it’s still 2005. We swear.
3) There are no calories in champagne, silly!
4) Baby Phat swears they’ll hold the doors past 8:55 if Sass + Bide goes too long. Still, it might be a good idea to skateboard from Bryant Park to Radio City.
5) Can’t get into L.A.M.B.? Go to Marquee and party with Lydia Hearst; it’s her 21st bday.
6) Useless Magazine is launching next Thursday night at Duvet. Misshapes DJing. Conrad hosting. Go go go go go.
7) Please keep your hands and arms inside the tent at all times. Should you need oxygen, extinguish the cigarette of the small child next to you, and then your own.
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