Got a fun phone call today. Here’s what it said:
Hey, I.S., it’s *****! Things are insane over here, but I thought I should tell you a few things. Okay, first, Black Eyed Peas is the surprise musical guest at Tommy Hilfiger, which is sort of sad but also awesome. Second, that girl from Instant Star, who I know you totally love, is coming to Fashion Week. Nobody will recognize her but I know you’ll flip. Also, Kelly O. got back in town today; thought you should know. Leo and Gisele are most likely going to Marc Jacobs. And… um… you looked really skinny on Patrick McMullan today. Why weren’t you at Hiro late night? I’d better see you out soon!”
I don’t do drugs, but I feel like maybe I should start…
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