Am I the IS: Nice work last night.
Just Another Girl: Totally has a gf, what a waste.
Am I the IS: NO. So inappropriate.
Just Another Girl: Um yeah, so annoying! Need new boys.
Am I the IS: Need new scene.
Just Another Girl: Totally. Asap! Let’s discuss tomorrow! Must make a plan.
Am I the IS: Okay, but I’m going to the Prada store tomorrow and that will take at least an hour.
[ALLEGRA BECK - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]