1. It’s okay to huddle with your friends for the entire night.
2. Dance when you like the song. Even if it’s Hollaback Girl. Even if it’s only playing in your head.
3. Wear gorgeous heels. With jeans. And your 9th grade soccer tee. And a huge smile.
4. Or you could just be Theodora Richards.
[PATTI HANSEN - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]