Everybody vote on Arielle’s birthday present, from The Imaginary Socialite:
a) Dior Princess Ring
b) Garden State DVD
c) Tickets to Avenue Q (again)
d) A seashell bra.
[AMY POEHLER - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCAILITE?]
bonus tag:
[HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARIELLE - WE LOVE YOU!]

I vote for the Visionaire Diana Vreeland box set of memos to her staff.
At least that’s what I’m hounding my man for.
Why the hell don’t more people comment on your site?
Pussies.
OK. If not the box set then the Dior ring.
Thanks Babe! Disc 1 Song 1? Back in the USSR? Is that because my relatives were communists? Maybe you meant Disc 2 Song 1- Birthday!
Oh, and I totally vote for the seashell bra…
no, it’s totally because they were commies…
Seashell bra. I mean seriously.