Bravo to blogger Jen Carlson, for scoring an Ashlee Simpson interview on Gothamist today.
What the piece didn’t mention?
These two girls look a lot a like.
But we bet the similarities stop there…
[AMY GALLO - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Archive for September, 2005
Ashlee and Wannabe Kinda Rhyme
Tuesday, September 27th, 2005
Make a Break…
Tuesday, September 27th, 2005
An Imaginary Socialite Personality Test:
You break into Ruffian’s garment district studio, but only have time to steal one thing. What is it?
a) The silk lilac kimono from their resort collection.
b) The giant blowup of Kate Moss hanging above their door.
c) The collection of trunks that once belonged to Yves Saint Laurent.
d) The Louboutin shoes currently stashed downstairs in Christian’s brand new showroom…
[ALESSANDRA STANLEY - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Disco Inferno
Tuesday, September 27th, 2005
To: am.i@imaginarysocialite.com
From: justanothergirl@heathers.comOctober 9th. Save the date to get hot for charity. Check out the above pic to see what I mean…
More details TK.
xoxo Heather
ps: Daddy, these people lost everything - don’t you think that includes athletic equipment?
[STACY DASH - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Spin the Bottle
Monday, September 26th, 2005How to have a good morning:
1. Find a zen message on a manhole cover.
2. Lust over Feng Feng and Jordan’s DJ disk.
3. Think about the last time you were kissed, and giggle. A lot.
[FARABEE BISHOP - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Meet Your New Crush 9
Monday, September 26th, 2005
Amri, 27.
3 days ago: surfing in Montauk with the Roxy Quicksilver team.
3 meals ago: wearing Matthew Williamson and laughing with Vanessa Von Bismarck.
3 hours ago: continuing the Helen Gurly Brown legacy.
3 minutes ago: that drink in her hand used to be full.
Hard to Copy factor: 90%
[BROOKE ELDER - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
So Gap-py Together
Monday, September 26th, 2005Breaking: ELLE girl Isabel Dupre wins GapBody raffle, gets $1000 to spend on bras, camis, and all the Heaven perfume a very important, very gorgeous fashion stylist could ever want.
InSTYLE’s Erin Sumwalt came in second, with a $500 prize.
We guess Gap liked girls whose magazines used all caps in their titles.
[SARAH HORNE - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
American Graffiti
Monday, September 26th, 2005 
Spotted in the East Village: two identical murals saying we’ve been duped.
Two questions:
1) shampoozled?
2) who’s behind the guerilla marketing scheme?
Devachan’s been telling us for years that shampoo is the enemy, but something tells me that a bigger company is behind this…
Guesses?
[CHANDRA CZAPE - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Saturday Night Lights
Monday, September 26th, 2005
Outside, bright young things smoke cigarettes and catch eyes.
Inside, Elisabeth is pulling me into various corridors for various reasons, as Heather Graham glows in the corner, distractingly gorgeous.
One hand holds wine and one hand holds Conrad’s as we sneak onto the roof and look out at the silent city.
At 2 am they play Take Me Out on the soundsystem and we smile knowingly, a cue.
“MisShapes?” I ask.
“French fries,” says Conrad.
Done.
[EMMY ROSSUM - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
A Beginner’s Guide to Orchard Bar
Monday, September 26th, 2005
J’adore Dior: Hey, will you come see me DJ tomorrow?
J’adore Dior: I’ll play Material Girl…
J’adore Dior: Okay, I won’t, but you should still come.
J’adore Dior: Wait, is that Sarah and Karen up on your site?
Am I The IS: Really, it was only a matter of time…
[GUCCI WESTMANN - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Leaving The Odeon Bathroom…
Saturday, September 24th, 2005
My skirt comes from the 10th grade field hockey team.
My t-shirt’s from Josh.
My bag (marc jacobs) was the best swag I’ve ever gotten, from Scoop NYC.
But at least my attention was expensive.
[HOLLY SIEGEL - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Working for the Weekend
Saturday, September 24th, 2005Am I the IS: Nice work last night.
Just Another Girl: Totally has a gf, what a waste.
Am I the IS: NO. So inappropriate.
Just Another Girl: Um yeah, so annoying! Need new boys.
Am I the IS: Need new scene.
Just Another Girl: Totally. Asap! Let’s discuss tomorrow! Must make a plan.
Am I the IS: Okay, but I’m going to the Prada store tomorrow and that will take at least an hour.
[ALLEGRA BECK - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Hounds of Love
Friday, September 23rd, 2005 
To: am.i@imaginarysocialite.com
From: PaperNotPlastic@MyMagIsCooler.comI cannot believe that you picked that guy up during lunch… I love seeing you in action.
I know you said you didn’t mean it like that, but yeah right. You move in mysterious ways.
Imaginary ways.
Ah, Friday. See you out and about!
[LISA MAYOCK - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
You Heart It Here First
Friday, September 23rd, 2005
This is my Fight Cats / Petty Luxury tee.
It’s snuggly and soft, and also sublime, since Josh + Sean designed it together.
Give it a few months and it’ll be so trendy, I’ll have to give it to someone’s little sister. Until then, I predict quite a few sightings on 7th Ave. South and Leroy.
You’ve been warned.
[ANOUCK LEPERE - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
The Imaginary Socialite S.A.T.
Friday, September 23rd, 2005Please define “peripatetic ” in the context of this sentence:
WHICH hyperactive mini-socialite has developed a big, big crush on a popular, peripatetic photographer? She has convinced herself she can “change him?”
a) gay
b) jet-setting
c) refusing to commit
d) exclusively clad in Dior Homme
Please define some other things, too…
[GIGI GUERRA - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
8 Simple Rules
Friday, September 23rd, 2005
…and we skip dinner and go downtown, and we skip the line and go right in, and then Conrad says, “I think if we keep hanging out, I’ll learn everything you want to tell me.”
Then he tells me about a conceptual artist who decided that there are only 20 famous people in the world, and everyone else revolves around them.
So we try to make a list of 20, but we fight over Hilary, Gwyneth, and Courtney Love.
[VANESSA BEECROFT - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]