Imaginary Socialite

Tinsley Mortimer is Rainbow Brite…

And so is Gina!

Maybe they can both save the universe from all-black runways by Pucci…

[JODI BENSON - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

“Hi, this is Brother Lawrence, leave a message, thanks!”

BEEP!

“Lawrence, it’s The Imaginary Socialite.”

And Bea.”
“We’re doing really splendid considering it’s our fourth vodka tonic.”
“Sixth!”
“And you’ll never guess what we’re wearing.”

(pause)

“HALLOWEEN COSTUMES!”

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To: am.i@imaginarysocialite.com
From: lawrencelewitinn@gmail.com

Where were you Saturday?

giggle

snag them here

The only excuse to blow rent money on clothes: Bluefly’s YSL clearance sale.

Also: tempting to think YSL is all indie-chic, with Jordan Silver and his gorgeous new gloves with the laquer YSL buttons at the fingers. But Jordan = minor style icon.

For the rest […]

oh. my. gosh.

first heatherette gets the cunningham crush.

now mr. bronques is the object of this chick’s affection.

next: ellen tien falls for fight cats.

[LUISANA MENDOZA - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

Yes, this necklace really is from a Louis Vuitton store. Now call me from Canal street if you find one.

[EMMA HILL - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

Scott, 22.

Cecelia Dean’s speed dial.

James Dean’s style streak.

Dean + Deluca preferred customer.

Dean’s List boycotter.

Bonus: super sweetie, makes you famous.

[CINTIA DICKER - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

At the party: “John Galliano” & “Karl Lagerfeld,” Ali Barone & David Desrosiers. But where was…?

Things we shouldn’t do on Halloween…

*Drink 5 glasses of vodka before midnight

*Let Bea drink 5 glasses of vodka before midnight

*Decide Hunter S. Thompson really is a good make-out option.

*Think your […]

this is how I felt a month ago….

Ellen and Vice say, Happy Halloween!

Also, check out Ellen’s truly outrageous blog, The Social Cavity.

Now email her your Top Shop orders, and know she charges a 15% finder’s fee…

See you out tonight - Bea, Lara, and I are going as Studio 54 goddesses - […]

Let’s take bets: how many kids will show up at MisShapes Halloween tonight dressed up… as the MisShapes?

ps - MotherFucker, cancelled tonight - why?
[PARKER POSEY - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

Our money for the best makeup in town tonight goes to beauty editor Melissa Liebling-Goldberg and her haunted bar party in the east village. Among the RSVP’d:

Fiorella Valdesolo, Beauty/ Style director for Nylon

Eva Chen and Holly Siegel, Teen Vogue Beauty Queens

Lucky’s lipstick experts, Liz Flahive and Cristina Mueller

Sadly, the Alison Brod girls […]

I’ve finally figured it out. Heatherette slipped Xanax in my Pop Burger milkshake on Monday night. Then they shoved me into Macky’s giant Balenciaga bag and smuggled me on the plane…

Aimee and Macky drove the getaway car… okay, really, they told Traver to change the radio station as they prowled […]

Do you know how hard it is to type while bound and gagged in Heatherette couture?

Impossible.

And yet, I couldn´t resist a little hello note.

I´ve learned Mexico absolutely adores The Scissor Sisters, Paris Hilton has a giant billboard on the side of the road with nothing except a huge photo of her, and Converse […]

One for the road:

Let’s play one of my favorite champagne games, Would You Rather…

Would You Rather: replicate this gorgeous eye makeup, in detail, for your next date, or…

apply for the (rumored) open assistant position at Vogue?

A win-win situation, it seems.

Okay, back to my Heatherette “captivity”…

[JILL SINGER - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

Bound in pink glitter bric-a-brac, captive in this cab to JFK.

(That’s Aimee and Macky, dictating my “ransom” note into their sidekick).

Being returned on early Friday morning, after a little Fiesta, which they say “will be good for you, honey!”

Resistence is futile. Instead, I’m having a margarita and wearing too much […]

To: am.i@imaginarysocialite.com
From: FootballersWife@ManU.co.uk

Um excuse me, was that you cuddling with the British bloke on the LES this Saturday? You minx, When do we get a post about that?!

Oooh, you guys are getting good. Next time, we’ll have to have hot chocolate in my bedroom so nobody sees us…

To: am.i@imaginarysocialite.com
From: FattyMcGee@CerealKillers.com

You look really […]