To: am.i@imaginarysocialite.com
From: FootballersWife@ManU.co.ukUm excuse me, was that you cuddling with the British bloke on the LES this Saturday? You minx, When do we get a post about that?!
Oooh, you guys are getting good. Next time, we’ll have to have hot chocolate in my bedroom so nobody sees us…
To: am.i@imaginarysocialite.com
From: FattyMcGee@CerealKillers.comYou look really bad in those MisShapes Last Nights Party photos. And I bet Madonna didn’t even talk to you.
Aw, I like those photos. They’re cute! And she totally talked to me, it was just telepathically. She said, “that Dolce dress looks perfect on you.” I swear, I heard it.
By the way, is it just me, or is your mail getting way more personal?
xoxo IS.

Hey IS
You stole my phrase! But it’s ok b/c I like your site.
Come to the launch party of my site on Thursday at DIP….
Thanks IS!
Queenan