Do you know how hard it is to type while bound and gagged in Heatherette couture?
Impossible.
And yet, I couldn´t resist a little hello note.
I´ve learned Mexico absolutely adores The Scissor Sisters, Paris Hilton has a giant billboard on the side of the road with nothing except a huge photo of her, and Converse are the footwear of choice among the young and the fabulous – they’re even trumping Manolos. Also, ginger bloody marys are mandatory breakfast. So fun.
If only I weren’t wrapped and tied in a puffy pink-hearted jacket and stuffed in Aimee Phillips´ Louis Vuitton trunk, I´d see even more.
Oh well, I´m bound to break out of here somehow.
In the meantime, can you guess which diva, with her own fragrance – among other things – just might need new help?
I know a celebrity who is looking for an executive assistant. The ideal candidate should have 2-4yrs experience as an executive assistant with a high-profile boss (ie celebrity or executive) and/or 2-4 years as a personal assistant to a celebrity. They should be professional, ORGANIZED, honest, reliable, responsible, conscientious, hard working, and able to multi-task with a college degree. The position is available immediately!
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