Scare Tactics

At the party: “John Galliano” & “Karl Lagerfeld,” Ali Barone & David Desrosiers. But where was…?
Things we shouldn’t do on Halloween…
*Drink 5 glasses of vodka before midnight
*Let Bea drink 5 glasses of vodka before midnight
*Decide Hunter S. Thompson really is a good make-out option.
*Think your white kidskin go-go boots will survive.
*Realize a certain someone has actually been fake-nice to you this entire time.
*Come home and decide your entire closet must be reorganized - at 5 am.
Things we actually did on Halloween… see above…
[GRAHAM NORTON - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]