Imagine these lights crashing down on some fashion editors, and you’ll be thisclose to guessing my Halloween Costume.
As for guessing the best party, here are the options:
1) MotherFucker Rocky Horror
2) Hiro’s Wild West
3) MisShapes Costume Ball
4) Heidi Klum Happy Valley
5) Justin + (supposedly) Cameron
6) Paper Mag + IMG Models
7) Melissa + Yael’s beauty-full bash
Fill in the blank.
[PIPER PERABO - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
As promised…
The worst kept Saturday secret…
The turnout…
The birthday present…
The poker faces.
It’s just another night at Misshapes, darlings.
Apologies for the, um, “atmosphere” photos - if you want to see some great ones of Madge, check out Last Night’s Party and the Misshapes site - also, Gurj has a gorgeous one…
[JUSTINE D. - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
monday: full photo essay
tomorrow: recovery brunch at kate’s mayrose
now: desperately seeking susan.
by the way: thank goodness I’m back in new york. LA was lovely, but hello, the only person who spins out there is DJ AM…
[LOURDES MARIA CICCONE LEON - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Ken, 25.
Doesn’t take sides.
Hates Mr. Brightside.
Drives on the wrong side of the road.
Made me take this photo from his “good side.”
Also: enjoys YSL.
[ALEXANDRA LE TELLIER - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Above, a childhood fantasy turned real. So charmed I’m almost not pissed that I’m too exhausted to meet up with Heather tonight.
Below, some trivia:
Josh Schwartz, creator of The O.C., has a really cool dad: he invented My Little Pony.
That’s why both Seth and Summer have one (Captain Oats and Princess Sparklehorse, respectively) on the show.
PS, while Richie Rich and I enjoyed the “David Bowie Pony”, top, the gasp-inducing Daria Werbowy chose the “Vegas Pony”, bottom, as her favorite.
Funny, it doesn’t look like Chanel!
[ELISSA FLOWERS - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
What can we learn from this new piece by Rocawear?
a) Rhinestones make everything better
b) Beyonce crafts a killer mix tape
c) Jay-Z has a secret crush on Good Charlotte, The Misshapes, or maybe just their stylist…
Easiest. Quiz. Ever.
[ALEXANDRA JACOBS - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Marla Maples is not the Imaginary Socialite.
But our hair may soon be the same color.
If her stylist will answer my calls.
Hello?
[PLUM SYKES - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Or: “I Love New York. Now More Than Ever.”
But since I know you’re all curious, no, she didn’t look pregnant, just tired and shapeless and yearning for a Joey Potter moment… much like the rest of us.
[DAVID ROEMER - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Seeing this model in this outfit should have made me triple my Atkins efforts.
Instead, I race The Major to his Benz, then demand a double order at In-n-Out. Heaven, with toasted buns.
We sit on red plastic chairs and discuss. He has many admirers, and - therefore - claustrophobia. I’ve started being a flirt again, and now that it’s working, I’m scared.
“You only take the ones who are taken,” he says. “You can’t deal with a real possibility.”
Subject change: did you know there are Bible Verses on In & Out soda cups? Here was mine:
“For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.”
We stared at the our root beers, shocked for a minute, then laughed uncontrollably. The rest of the night, we quoted Clueless.
[RACHEL HALEY - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
a) Kelly Gray’s new secondary line
b) Something Vince Vaughn will never wear
c) Maddox’s baseball uniform
d) A wish for “Team McCollough” and “Team Hernandez”!
[ELIZABETH MOSS - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Sometimes at the end of the runway, you hold your breath.
And sometimes you blink, and it’s over…
[CHELSEA SWAIN - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Black belt in basketball trivia.
Red alert for hot handbags.
Purple heart for bravery on a film set.
Greencard for L.A. living…
[GEMIMA KIDD - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Figuring it out…
Starbucks and Coffee Bean.
Bendel’s and Kitson.
Magnolia and Sprinkle.
I feel so much better now.
[REBECCA BUDIG - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
We. Are. Still. Obsessed.
And we don’t even like TV beyond Adam Brody and Ellen Pompeo.
xoxo IS
PS: Tomorrow: you’ll meet your new crush, eat In & Out, gun for a Kirsten sighting and get glossed. At least, I will…
Smashbox Cosmetics is launching a (luscious) denim line next season, but their show last night had no jeans, and outfits entirely made of smashbox glitter and latex.
I’m told this is very LA.
I’m also told I need to buy that glitter right now, and I think that I will… assuming my LA crush calls me… (hello)
[MELISSA AUF DER MAR - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
