At dinner last night:
“I was so worried about what to wear when I started, but in the elevator on the first day, I saw this girl getting in on the twelfth floor. She was really thin, but she had a tag sticking out of her sweater that said H&M, so I knew it would be okay.”
Yep.
[ANNE HATHAWAY - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
We interrupt real life for this oh-my-gosh-it’s-what’s-her-face moment:
Lizzy Caplan, so perfect as the biting goth girl Janice in Mean Girls, now stars in the WB sitcom Related.
As a blonde.
Maybe Lindsay convinced her?
[HANNAH KAUFFMAN-SKLOFF - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Since we adore random marketing tactics:
Who is John (Mayer? Cusack?) and why is someone so totally crushing on him?
[HAYLEY POPE - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
by the way,
if you love the Foo Fighters, go to Movida tonight. late. and try to contain yourselves, for heavens sake.
xoxo IS.
What should I put inside the retro Chanel locket?
Vote now.
[RACHEL LEIGH - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Dear Kenneth Cole,
We love the Vitalize Water, that looks just like Vitamin Water, you sent to promote your latest collection.
It’s adorable, and hysterical, and its colors match your Fall ’05 line, so we can coordinate our mid-morning beverage with our skirt.
Also, you’re so smart to send us a zero-calorie fruit drink. How else would we fit into your samples?
Love,
The Imaginary Socialite
[SHALOM HARLOW - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Jane, 24
Blue Sky: does PR for lipgloss
Blue Fly: owns a killer designer stash
Blue Print: has a master plan
Blue’s Clues: can you guess which TV cutie chased her down Ludlow?
[CALLEEN CORDERO - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
To: am.i@imaginarysocialite.com
From: JakeOnMe@degrassi.eduOMG
Just saw you out with your vintage Etienne horseshoe bag.
Gorgeous!
What’s in it?
Special thanks to Marvin Scott Jarrett and Dani Stahl, for the monthly backpage inspiration…
[ABBY SCHILLER - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
…but why does the reclusive filmmaker want to meet with the glossed socialite so badly?
and why is her partner in crime so against it?
so intriguing.
[STACEY FARBER - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Halfway down 11th street, the rain slows up, and a kid in skinny jeans and a too-small jacket runs across Third to his dorm.
We watch, damp and shimmery.
“I love The Strokes,” says Josh, hugging his YSL bag. “I love all 15,000 Strokes in New York City.”
We grin at the same time, then walk different ways home.
I wake up at noon, and wonder how long I can stay underneath the covers.
[FERNANDA NIVEN - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Further evidence that Bill Cunningham is crushing hard on Heatherette: their second spread in two months.
Also, that Save Kate tee looks familiar.
Where have we seen that before?
[JANE BLOOMINGDALE - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
before we took this pic, he said, “I was wondering when you’d get me!”
we got you.
Pop Quiz: Why is Bronques So Psyched?
a) Rolling Stone loves him
b) Fight Cats made him a tee
c) He’s throwing a party in two Tuesdays at Happy Endings to celebrate his big anniversary
d) Someone else just took off her top. No, not me. No.
Happy weekend, New York dolls.
[JUDITH BEDARD - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Maybe We Kissed: I like you a lot, but sometimes
Am I the IS: Yes?
Maybe We Kissed: Can’t you stop playing games and tell me
Maybe We Kissed: what you really want?
[LAUREN CONRAD - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Dan, 34
Past: Wanderlust, Paris, magic tricks in the backyard
Present: Mastheading, Phoenix, magic tricks in the corner office
Hands On: Writes his own cover lines
Hands Off: He’s married – to a movie star.
Maybe Next Issue: Gay or… Imaginary Socialite?
[DAN, AMAZING. DETAILS, AMAZING. CRUSHING HARD.]
To: am.i@imaginarysocialite.com
From: VonBitch@MyGenderation.comSeriously, my sister had dinner with Lauren Weissberger like six months ago, and she was going to call it, The Bouncer Wears Dolce and I was like, NO.
Okay. Now we can talk about something else.
[YOKO DEVEREAUX - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
