Imaginary Socialite

This one goes out to everyone listening to KCRW.

You have In & Out, Indie 103, and these kids from Trovata.

But you’ll never know the heaven of a hungover Schiller’s brunch or an 80% off score at Henri Bendel.

So there.

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Jena Malone does Jane Austen.

Sort of perfect.

Now Alicia Silverstone just needs to play Emma Woodhouse and all manner of movie madness will be solved.

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Junior Sanchez, age ?

Big DJ

Big Daddy

Big Deal

Big Dork

(didn’t you know? all the coolest people are…)

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Intrigue:

Another mysteriously titled, sooo addictive, mix CD.

Whose is it? When can we hear it? And why does the cover look mysteriously like a 1987 portrait of Kirsten Owen for Yohji Yamamoto?

This is way more exciting than Lost.

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Style Rescue Mission:

Don’t let Fight Cats die!

Support Indie Designers.

Especially Cute Ones.

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This quote made me laugh so hard, I spilled my chocolate soymilk.

Can you guess who said it, and why?

“So today I went to Starbucks and I did some major shoplifting. I stole some truffles and lots of chocolate and coffee products, and they’re going to be part of our giveaway tonight, which you really want. Oh look, Sean March just showed up, and he brought some… um… stuff. Like champagne!”

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Post Thanksgiving Pop Quiz:

Is this photo…

a) Lancome’s latest lipgloss color

b) What happens to a guy’s face if he breaks my heart

c) My mom’s cranberry-pomegranate sauce

Click here for the answer to the photo question.

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I swear, my ketchup bottle came like this.

Any Food & Wine editors, In & Out addicts, or members of the Kerry family know what it means?

And is it wrong if I think it’s adorable?

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To: am.i@imaginarysocialite.com
From: FashionFirebomb@bensherman.com

Dressed The Cribs today. Amazing. They’re going to be huge.

Coming to their secret show on Monday?

Well… almost secret… see you there…

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Barbara, 27 (for real!)

Barbara’s a designer for the Mexican line Royal Closet, which looks like Fight Cats and Heatherette mating.

In her honor, I’ve (badly) translated an ’80s movie quote into Spanish:

“Por eso ellos llaman “aplastan.” Si ellos eran fáciles, ellos los llamarían algo más.”

Translate the quote, name the movie, win a prize (probably lipgloss, negotiable if you’re a guy).

xoxo IS.

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News from the inside: Jordan’s bummed that the Chanel sale is secret, and invite only.

While a $100 quilted purse would of course be divine, don’t cry in your champagne just yet. There are two other gorgeous sales on the horizon:

FOR DOWNTOWN GIRLS AND BOYS…
Everything Must Go Vintage: The 2nd Birthday Party
saturday, november 26, 2005
2-6pm
tribeca grand hotel
cash only.
www.houseofgood.com
YSL, Miu Miu, vintage Adidas, A.P.C…
RSVP required www.houseofgood.com/emg/birthdayparty.html

FOR UPTOWN GIRLS AND BOYS…
Cantaloup: The Holiday Blowout Sale
1036 Lexington Ave.
Starting Dec. 3
Sass + Bide, Pegah Anvarian, Ashley Paige…

Send me pics of what you get!

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