Mommy Dearest: Honey, I found a project you did in kindergarten.
Mommy Dearest: It’s a book you made about dating.
Mommy Dearest: I guess other parents might have been worried.
Mommy Dearest: But we thought it was kind of great.
by The Imaginary Socialite, age 5. Note the words “date” and “bed” are spelled perfectly…
[FRANCINE PASCAL - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]