Mom is still not convinced that I need these shoes.
“They’re chic,” I insist.
“They’re bright,” she corrects. “A little bit Oz.”
I whine. Mom swipes the shoes and heads to the counter. “Excuse me,” she says, “but these heels are much too expensive. They look a little worn, and besides, they’re ugly.”
A second later, […]
Last chance to vote:
Gridskipper’s Hottest Urban Blog contest.
It’s like prom queen.
Except I might actually win this time.
[REIKO NISHIO - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Mommy Dearest: Honey, I found a project you did in kindergarten.
Mommy Dearest: It’s a book you made about dating.
Mommy Dearest: I guess other parents might have been worried.
Mommy Dearest: But we thought it was kind of great.
by The Imaginary Socialite, age 5. Note the words “date” and “bed” are […]
Easy way to get into Paper magazine: get shot by Caroline Torem Craig for Cultural Sushi.
Crazy way to get into Paper magazine: be a wannabe Bronques and stage your own photo shoot for their Party With Me! contest. If they like you, your friends, and your social life, they’ll publish your pics in […]
Pop Quiz:
On Christmas, Zaldy will be…
a) dining with Gwen, Gavin, and their prenatal plus one.
b) wearing his bejeweled Fendi Party bodysuit to church.
c) secretly performing with The Citizen’s Band.
d) serving turkey to Rufus Wainwright at the Chelsea Hotel.
e) at home in CT. nobody’s that star crossed.
ah, but he is…
[SARAH ELLISON - AM […]
Dear Daria,
So sad you skipped The Tents last season to shoot a Paris perfume ad.
Until today, when I saw the campaign hitting magazines this spring.
Now I totally get why your serene, oblong face didn’t breeze past mine at Vera Wang.
So what will you smell like now?
[KERRY DIAMOND - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Both Paper Mag darlings…
But only one hangs with Bono…
[KIM HASTREITER - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Chloe bag.
Spotted in an East Village kitchen.
Locked up like my heart.
[JEMIMA KHAN - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
To: am.i@imaginarysocialite.com
From: MissLizzie@bandaids.com
Hey, have you heard anything about the MTV show with Jann Wenner? Does the winner really get a staff job?
Ooh. I have no idea on this one. But if you’re going to audition, I totally suggest telling Joe Levy that his aura is purple.
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THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE - AM I THE WORLD’S HOTTEST URBAN BLOGGER?
Mommy Dearest: So are you coming home tomorrow?
Am I The IS: I guess.
Mommy Dearest: You should. You’re sick. We can go shopping and you’ll feel better.
Am I The IS: I’m afraid I’ll miss a party.
Mommy Dearest: Oh.
Mommy Dearest: What if I let you wear extra eyeliner around the house?
[ANNIKA BENTLEY - AM I THE […]
This is what happens…
Inside a disco ball…
Very late at night…
(Don’t ask… I’m confused and I was there)
[JEREMY SCOTT - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
This is Bartholomew. He works at Dior. He also has a brand new job as a certain socialite’s personal assistant.
No, not mine.
But apparently he had lots of Moet-soaked fun in the three days since he started.
Ask him for updates when you see him out!
[JACINDA BARRETT - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
a song for sharing.
or stealing, like I did from john denver.
or soothing, if you’re stressed and like logos.
Chanel on my shoulders makes me happy
Chanel in my eyes can make me cry
Chanel on the water looks so lovely
Chanel almost always makes me high
[LAETICIA COSTA - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Fashion editors everywhere thank Gwen Stefani for their newest score: a Harajuku Lovers hoodie, complete with favorite song lyrics.
So cute, right?
Personally, I’d like a “Don’t Speak” sweatshirt from Gwen to dole out to several crushes this season, but that might be asking too much…
[ZALDY - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]