Meet Your New Crush 67
Martin, 87 years old (according to MySpace)
Dear Ms. Evangelista,
We have found your Next Generation - just like you, he can slice watermelon with his cheekbones.
He also makes clothes, records dance floor singles, plans elaborate video shoots, gets pegged on Blue States Lose, and perhaps studies for his SATs.
Do you think Bruce Weber will approve?
[DRAKE SATHER - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]