Samaire Armstrong eats five Pop Burgers and Jake is unamused.
“I feel like the night isn’t ending,” he sighs, and grabs a fry. Cynthia Rowley gazes over, but he doesn’t notice.
“By the way,” he groans, “have I told you about this guy…”
Two weeks later, we’re in a pool, with all our clothes on, and he turns to me again.
“Hey, wait,” he splashes. “Have I told you about this guy…”
It was a different one, but whatever.
Jake, you’ll always be my guy.
[HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAKE BROWN - WE FOUND YOU A LOVELY PRESENT IN LONDON. HIS NAME IS EMANUEL. ENJOY!]

i love him, will he fit in your carry on?