Scissor Sisters, Track 3




Jake, meet your present!

Samaire Armstrong eats five Pop Burgers and Jake is unamused.

“I feel like the night isn’t ending,” he sighs, and grabs a fry. Cynthia Rowley gazes over, but he doesn’t notice.

“By the way,” he groans, “have I told you about this guy…”

Two weeks later, we’re in a pool, with all our clothes on, and he turns to me again.

“Hey, wait,” he splashes. “Have I told you about this guy…”

It was a different one, but whatever.

Jake, you’ll always be my guy.

[HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAKE BROWN - WE FOUND YOU A LOVELY PRESENT IN LONDON. HIS NAME IS EMANUEL. ENJOY!]

One Response to “Scissor Sisters, Track 3”

  1. jake says:

    i love him, will he fit in your carry on?

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