Mommy Dearest: So what was your favorite part of London?
Am I The IS: Um. That’s private.
Mommy Dearest: Is that your way of saying, “I met a really hot guy”?
Am I The IS: It’s my way of saying I found the Brown’s boutique, and there were these Ferragamo wedges by Allegra Hicks…
Mommy Dearest: Oh no.
Am I The IS: But I resisted the urge to buy anything over $500!
Mommy Dearest: Uh huh. Is that your way of saying you were responsible?
Mommy Dearest: Um, no. That‘s my way of saying I met a really hot guy.
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