Meet MY New Crush

Hello,

You’ve reached the Imaginary Socialite. I’m a little achy and sicky and sad, but if you leave a message at the beep, I’ll be sure to get back to you as soon as the codine kicks in.

In the meantime, please find me the best Chanel shades for spring; I’m desperate.

xoxo IS

[JESS CAUFIELD - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

One Response to “Meet MY New Crush”

  1. ava says:

    chicken baby, you’re gonna be a star.

    xo.

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