Imaginary Socialite

Why are Niki and Ellen so totally shocked?

a) They discovered Pete Doherty is a Buddy Holly impersonator from 6 Flags.

b) They realized they were missing The Barney’s Warehouse Sale during brunch.

c) They found out there’s a secret, fourth MisShape, who hides on the floor.

d) They found out if you work at Dior, you get $1000 off suits… at least, if you’re not a filthy liar, you do.

[BARBARA KORN - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

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