Today’s Friday seems particularly traumatizing.
In the name of relief, I offer some passive entertainment:
A recap of the past 66 card-holding crushes.
Now don’t forget to breathe.
[ALI KAY - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
the truly cool have sweet smiles…
Mickey Boardman ushers me over to blinking eyes under fringed bangs. I’m new; I’m terrified.
“Um, hi,” I smile, cheerleader style, and immediately know - this is not the cheerleader crowd.
But Greg grins back and shakes my hand.
“I’ve never seen you before,” he […]
Hello,
You’ve reached the Imaginary Socialite. I’m a little achy and sicky and sad, but if you leave a message at the beep, I’ll be sure to get back to you as soon as the codine kicks in.
In the meantime, please find me the best Chanel shades for spring; I’m desperate.
xoxo IS
[JESS CAUFIELD - […]
My new favorite slang is people using comic book words for body parts.
Like, “Wow, those Superfine jeans are superhot; your ka-boom looks amazing!”
Or, “I don’t know; that new Gucci sweater dress shows a lot of Pow! but maybe that’s just because of Jess Stam.”
And my favorite, “He touched my Blam! And then […]
Dear Mr. Bendel,
We have never met, but already, I feel we are great friends. Please visit me any time you are in the area; you will be most welcome.
xoxo IS
Mommy Dearest: So what was your favorite part of London?
Am I The IS: Um. That’s private.
Mommy Dearest: Is that your way of saying, “I met a really hot guy”?
Am I The IS: It’s my way of saying I found the Brown’s boutique, and there were these Ferragamo wedges by Allegra Hicks…
Mommy Dearest: Oh […]
Dominic, 19
special skills:
making jewelry out of lucky charms
wearing twister boards on then runway
raiding hardware stores for accessories
hugs.
I bet he also makes really good hot chocolate.
[MAGGIE MASTER - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
“I love that you eat,” mumbles Heather Catania, as I take down two crab cakes alone. We’ve just escaped the Winona-Daria thicket known as the Marc Jacobs afterparty, and we only want fries.
“Did you see Rachel Bilson?” I giggle.
“So sweet,” she concurs. “When Adam was in LA…” Heather brushes away her bangs, and […]
but their color palettes and penchant for 11th grade notebook doodles are a lot alike…
[TIM NORDWIND - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
I adore Luella Bartley, but dislike her Target line, mostly because I’ve yet to see it actually fit the person wearing it.
Instead, look what I found:
Luella-esque apple print shirts at Forever 21.
For like $10.
Sold.
[JENNIFER NICHOLSON - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Okay, so Trovata Jeff emails me with a photo labeled, “Trovata boys with Dakota.”
Of course, I thought they meant this Dakota and got totally psyched.
Really, they meant their Dakota, the Saint Bernard who walked in their show.
Which Ellen, no doubt, thinks is way cuter than Ms. Fanning anyway. Though Dakota would look […]
To: am.i@imaginarysocialite.com
From: heather@nylonmag.com
LOOKING FOR EXTRAS!!
SHOOT IS THURSDAY FEB 23RD. LOOKING FOR 5 BOYS/5 GIRLS. FASHION SHOTS INSIDE A PARTY SCENE FOR A NEW FASHION ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN.
PHOTOGRAPHER: JASON NOCITO
STYLIST: CHRISTINE BAKER
SHOOT DATE: THURS FEB 23RD
SHOOT LOCACTION: NYC (FLATIRON + SOHO)
EXTRAS: 5 BOYS, 5 GIRLS (SOME RECONGNIZABLE SHOTS, SOME UNRECOGINIZABLE SHOTS)
RATE: $50 FOR DAY
HOURS: 11AM-3PM, 5PM-9PM
*******PLEASE […]
Kirsten, 25
English breakfast.
Kenyan coffee.
French fries.
German chocolate cake.
California Dreamin.
[SARVANAZ GUIVI - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Once when I was 18, my dad called me. “So,” he said, worlds away. I was sitting on a stairwell, drawing on a wall that wasn’t mine with Sharpie. He didnt know that.
“So,” he said, “Can you do me a favor and not date photographers?”
My dad was a photographer.
“Can you just avoid those […]
Chanel quilted purse.
Spotted at the Astor Bar and Grille.
Partly buried in red confetti.
Belongs to a Dazed & Confused closet girl.
Which means, up to a point, that your belief in this bag is pretty much parallel with your belief in Jefferson Hack.
Right?
[HARRIET QUICK - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]