Madeleine, 20 (with Joe)
In an old flat in London that was covered in vines…
Lived 12 Chanel shoes in 2 straight lines…
In 2 straight lines they went to school…
They passed fashion editors and made them drool…
(british fashion kids rock)
[HELEN PIPINS - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
for today is the day of atonement, when even the closets of cool girls shall be judged.
[BETTY JACKSON - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Ellen only told half the story of this note:
I woke up the afternoon after her party, and it was perfectly taped to the strap of my MJ bag.
Who wrote it?
a) Ellen
b) Quinn
c) Josh
d) Miss Scarlett (Johansson)
e) Sam Shipley.
[KAREN WALKER - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Am I The IS: I’ll miss you!
Made 4 Chanel: Whatever. Break some hearts out there, ok?
Am I The IS: Mmmm, okay. But three’s my limit.
Made 4 Chanel: What?!
Made 4 Chanel: No way. You’ll do that on the plane.
(actual adventure posted later Tuesday; recovering from serious travel hell…)
[TONY BLAIR - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
almost as much as I do…
[REBECCA BEESON - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
As you read this, I’m on my way to London.
Expect many fun updates from the land of Stella, Vivienne, and The Rakes… until then, you can view a little slideshow of last week’s adventures… cheerio for now, darlings!
xoxo IS
[ALEX TURNER - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
[ED HARCOURT - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Fashion Week officially done.
Passing out on my bed.
Sunday: London.
[KATIE GRAND - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
I know; it’s unbelievable I haven’t been nominated for something this week, especially an Oscar.
Instead, vote for Justin. After all, if Jess Stam really is dating Anthony Kiedis, he needs some new friends…
[JESSICA JOFFE - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Spotted backstage at the Zac Posen show: Brazilian babe Jeisa’s Marc Jacobs bag.
She is drop dead gorgeous.
So is this accessory.
And Anna Wintour told her she was cool.
Still, the fashion industry is all about illusion; isn’t it?
[KATE SPADE - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Dear Daniel,
After today, we can agree: you’re not just the cutest Project Runway contestant. You’re also the best one there.
Congrats on your gorgeous show this morning, and if the Imaginary Socialite were a betting type of girl, she’d place it all on you, babe.
(and we bet Debra Messing picked your gown, too…)
[ANAMARIA PIMENTEL - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
she’s everyone else’s crush too, but that’s okay… sigh…
[SARAH SOPHIE FLICKER - WISH YOU WERE THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE]
Don’t know why I’m still afraid, if you weren’t real I would make you up
Wish that I could follow through, I know that your love is true
And deep as the sea, but
Right now, everything you want is wrong and right now, all your dreams are waking up, and right now…
[BEITRESSA MANDELBAUM - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Am I the IS: So did I tell you? My imaginary assistant was at Anna Sui, and she thought Hilary was Carrie Underwood.
MoroCoco: Fire her! That’s not OK
Am I the IS: No, but check out the pic.
MoroCoco: Oh, Carrie looks more like a Duff than Haylee in that pic. I take it all back.
Am I the IS:hahaha it’s the LIQUID EYELINER!
MoroCoco: and the blonde rockabilly-ness.
Am I the IS: If I ever saw Hilary, I would be too shy to say hi.
Am I the IS: even though she’s my friend
Am I the IS: I mean, wait, I meant to say, even though she seems lovely.
Am I the IS: that’s so funny; I am so tired. I was looking at my myspace page when I typed that!
MoroCoco: it’s okay. doesn’t every girl secretly feel like Hilary Duff is her friend?
[HARRIET MAYS POWELL - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
When Worlds Collide:
MisShapes Martin hits the catwalk for the very first time.
To his left is Anna Wintour; to his right is Cathy Horyn.
Sadly, Linda Evangelista was not in attendance.
[SAM SHIPLEY - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
