This night’s party:
1. Paper Beautiful People @ Hiro. Jake says 2500 people RSVP’d, meaning the odds of meeting an actual beautiful person are considerably better. Odds of getting in? Not so good.
2. Ben Sherman / Raveonettes / Danny Masterson. If you read Vice Magazine, or Elle Girl you will probably be here.
3. Roland Berry @ Bloomies Soho. Because you want that sweatshirt, at left, even before Petty Luxury makes it custom.
4. Alexander McQueen’s Puma launch in the West Village. Which would be good, if he was actually going. Is he? Jordan? Bueller?
[AMANDA CUTTER BROOKS - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]