When Laguna Beach first came out, Jake and I decided it needed a sequel: Lower East Side. Cameras would trail after black hoodies and spider leg jeans; sidekick chats would be bleeped to oblivion; the future would get a trailer. We started lining up the Laguna kids with ourselves: which boys would be […]
I mean, personally, I think Daisy Duck has way cuter clothes…
Happy Friday, y’all…
[MURRAY HILL - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Some people are label whores. I’m a little bit more upscale - perhaps one could call me a label escort.
Especially since when I saw this bag, in the dark, in a friend’s Tribeca loft, I almost asked if I could escort it straight to my closet.
Of course, with only a nightlight, labels may […]
In honor of Drew Elliott’s special day, the kids at Heatherette-Trinity Central have concocted a little Bollywood movie in his honor.
Yes, seriously.
Also, tonight on Bleeker, Mr. Drewpsie will hold his very own birthday celebration. If you love fabulosity, you will buy some cupcakes and take a peek at the party.
Mr Black’s, 643 Bway […]
Who makes these art-inspired comics?
a) The Met’s Japanese Art expert
b) The Guggenheim’s coat check guy
c) The Whitney’s PR assistant
d) Elijah Wood.
[MUFFIE POTTER ASTON - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Despite the dangers of big city living, New York can feels deceptively safe. People surround you at all times. You never drive. Your drugs have delivery service. It’s all too tranquil.
And then there are times like today, when you go, oh shit. This isn’t as easy as it looks.
I was crossing the street, under […]
Add this to the month’s OMG factor:
Last Saturday, an incredible girl walked into MisShapes. She was so pretty and so raw, it was almost too much. She was also totally alone, which was too cool.
So of course, I followed her to the stage, snapped her photo, and ran away. A week later, […]
Jackie sits quietly on a cushion and watches the kids dance by.
And then they play Depeche Mode.
And it’s a whoooooole different story.
[RYAN CABRERA - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Despite my constant shout outs to Teen Vogue, there are other magazines that I adore, albeit privately.
One of those magazines has an editorial assistant spot open right now.
If you love Kirsten, among other things, you’re already applying…
[HIROSHI - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
And the Jet Set award goes to Lily Cole, who shuttled down to Sydney for Aussie Fashion Week, happening now, before heading stateside to host the Met Ball, happening next Monday.
Phew!
Here’s Lily blinking down Charlie Brown’s runway at yesterday’s Australian shows. Dammit, she’s even gorgeous when she’s tired…
[IRENE MARIE - AM […]
The owner of this Balenciaga bag is also sporting the ankle boots behind it.
Which, depending on your view of the trend, either makes this bag drop-dead authentic and hopelessly cool … or from a 90210 rerun.
Consensus?
[REBECCA GAYHEART - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
My Little Pony must have been jealous of sitting on top of my Teen Vogue stack for months, because this morning, she got all dressed up!
Check out her cute little Victoria’s Secret Pink sweatshirt - totally rocking that Jennifer Beals look.
Pre L Word, of course…
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Things to know about Val Kilmer…
*He will soon star in a musical version of The Ten Commandments, as Moses
*He was literally the voice of god in the cartoon movie Prince of Egypt
*He played a bit part as a farmhand in Entourage last year
*Despite starring in an upcoming movie with Meryl Streep, they will […]
To: am.i@imaginarysocialite.com
From: Danger@MiddleName.com
You know the dress you want to get married in? Just tried it on - looks like a pillow sack on me. Apparently that wait list is flying because so many girls can’t pull it off - only the really chic, really thin ones. Which means, of course, you’ll rock […]
To: am.i@imaginarysocialite.com
From: alice@blunderland.com
Hey, did you get my email? I have major stuff to talk to you about, plus I really need some advice.
Also, I’ve heard some serious rumors about your guy situation. What is going on? And where are yooooooou?
Love ya!
It seems spammers have me pegged as a huge target. I’m not […]