Imaginary Socialite

To: am.i@imaginarysocialite.com
From: Danger@MiddleName.com

You know the dress you want to get married in? Just tried it on – looks like a pillow sack on me. Apparently that wait list is flying because so many girls can’t pull it off – only the really chic, really thin ones. Which means, of course, you’ll rock it. Such a hot dress, so fucking mad. Good luck!

Hmmm… I’ve heard the very same reports from spies inside the Soho boutique. Everyone wants this dress, but unless you’re impeccably tiny or terribly tall, you might want to try the pink-and-black starburst shift instead… fortunately, my depression diet has whittled me down to the Nicole Richie version of my former self, so… is there hope? Call me, Miu Miu, call me!

[MONIKA ROE - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

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