Did you know that Sarah & Karen have a CitySearch profile?!
Check it out, and if you like it, vote for them in CitySearch’s Best of New York survey…
You should also vote for The MisShapes, even though they don’t have a CitySearch profile, and since they don’t, I’ve taken the liberty of inventing a very fake Zagat profile for them. Again, this is very fake.
The MisShapes
***** (Five Stars – Fine Holiday Fun)
“Super awesome music” and “really hot boys” abound in this “filthy gorgeous pit of a party” with “celebrities who get sweaty and drunk just like the rest of us”… “If you can muster approval from Thomas, who can spot fake Dior from 10 miles away,” you can “see scenesters in their natural habitat” and “dance until you reach enlightenment.” “Make sure your jeans are skinnier than your friends” for optimum enjoyment.
In other news, I have eaten too much sugar.
[ANDREW BOLTON - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Not only can he spot a fake Channel watch, he is also the only other person I know who owns an original pressing of Bauhaus’ “Bela Lugosi’s Dead”. Go figure!