To: am.i@imaginarysocialite.com
From: TV@phonehome.com
I am casting a new reality show for ABC and am looking for dynamic, attractive young New York professionals, 21-30 yrs old who work and play hard. Sexy people with sexy jobs (models, media/publishing, ad execs, etc.) who work their asses off all week and want to unwind on the weekends. Looking for singles, divorcees and unmarried couples. Engaged is cool too!
If you or someone you know is fun loving, ambitious and ready for an unforgettable experience this summer, please fill out the attached application, email a photo, contact info and a brief description about yourself ASAP.
(and also please know, you can no longer be my friend, but whatever…)
[JUDD WYNNICK - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]