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Mommy Deerest

Mommy Dearest: Honey, we had some visitors at the new house last night.

Am I The IS: Jehovah’s witnesses?

Mommy Dearest: Deer.

Am I The IS: Seriously? Mom, you’ve officially moved to like the boonies.

Mommy Dearest: It’s not that bad. They just strayed a little far. We woke up and looked outside and we thought, huh, Bambi.

Am I The IS: Really? Cause, I would have woke up

Am I The IS: looked outside

Am I The IS: and thought, huh, I wonder if that’s going to be a full length coat at Saks by fall.

[NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS POST. THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE HEARTS ANIMALS AND DOES NOT WEAR THEM. BUT, IT'S STILL FUNNY.]

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4 Responses to “Mommy Deerest”

  1. doggerelblogger says:
    May 18, 2006 at 9:37 am

    What are the tufts?

  2. imissNY says:
    May 18, 2006 at 11:30 am

    HA!

  3. crazyvegan says:
    May 18, 2006 at 12:29 pm

    You mean you don’t wear fur – or you don’t wear leather?

    Both are animals.

    Please clarify.

  4. Imaginary Socialite says:
    May 18, 2006 at 1:58 pm

    I think you’d better stop reading this site now before you go crazy. I like to eat tuna tartare like there’s no tomorrow – sorry, but have fun with your boycott ;)

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