Mommy Dearest: Honey, we had some visitors at the new house last night.
Am I The IS: Jehovah’s witnesses?
Mommy Dearest: Deer.
Am I The IS: Seriously? Mom, you’ve officially moved to like the boonies.
Mommy Dearest: It’s not that bad. They just strayed a little far. We woke up and looked outside and we thought, huh, Bambi.
Am I The IS: Really? Cause, I would have woke up
Am I The IS: looked outside
Am I The IS: and thought, huh, I wonder if that’s going to be a full length coat at Saks by fall.
[NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS POST. THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE HEARTS ANIMALS AND DOES NOT WEAR THEM. BUT, IT'S STILL FUNNY.]