Imaginary Socialite

Dear Mr. Cunningham,

You are so obsessed with Martin. This is the third time you’ve used him in a spread. Where exactly do you park yourself, that you see him every single week? Please share; I will need to park myself there too, in rival skinny Hedi jeans…

xoxo IS

[EVE MacSWEENEY - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

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