Imaginary Socialite

A monologue by Drew Elliott:

“And then when we were like sixteen, I came to New York and met up with Bryce. And we went shopping and I made her buy these incredible Prada shoes. It was the late ’90s so they were probably like $200, right? And we got back to her house and her mom got so angry. She said, Bryce, those shoes are so decadent, you have to go back into the city and return them right now. And then we did, and then I flew back home to Indiana, and my parents were like, Hi honey, did you have fun in New York? And I said yes, but Bryce had to return some Prada shoes and that was very sad. And they nodded like they understood, because of course it was heartbreaking. But also funny.”

[ELSA PERETTI - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

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