Act Six, in which The Imaginary Socialite rocks the Prairie Look at dinner with her father.
Pop Art: What are you wearing? You look like a farmer…
Imaginary Socialite: It’s Miu Miu and Charlotte Ronson!
Pop Art: Fine. Then you look like Nicole Richie.
Imaginary Socialite: Funny.
Pop Art: Oh and I thought of an Is Not for you this morning. Are you ready? Mary Kate Is Not Mary Kay.
Imaginary Socialite: Daddy! That’s awesome! Thanks!
Pop Art: Now take off the giant sunglasses; those aren’t allowed at the table.
[CATHERINE BACH - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]