Imaginary Socialite

Maybe sometimes, we’ve got it wrong but it’s all right

The more you seem to change, the more you stay the same

Go put your records on…

[STELLA TENNANT - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

Where did the saucey Gurj get this snappy button?

a) Brendon Urie slipped it to her backstage…
b) Brandon Flowers made it for her at Coachella…
c) Brandon Reilly bought it for her at Urbans…
d) Brad Walsh stole it for her from Stellastarr…
e) on the floor. which means it’s totally fated for her to meet some supercute boy on myspace. right?

[BRANDON ROUTH - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

Years of best-gay-friends have taught me this: you can do anything with makeup. Cleavage gets carved, noses get flattened, lips get a glossy dose of DSL abilities, and fake ink is the easiest of all. With that in mind, I give you this gorgeous tattoo. If real, it belongs to one of the most gorgeous, most crazy, most cool actresses of the CK One era. If fake, I want to see another one that says “Imaginary Socialite” - or especially “Adrian Grenier Hearts The Imaginary Socialite” - in the very near future…

[CARLY SIMON - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

Sweet and sassy Alex, 23, designs yummy cashmere and also likes yummy ice cream. Last night, he was hanging out and decided to play “mistaken identity” with his Imaginary Socialite sign.

So, you can either crush on this totally cute ice-cream scooper, below, or you can crush on Alexander, above. Really, it seems like a fro-yo versus cupcakes dilemma, and to each her own…

[MANDY MOORE - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

The summer’s most eagerly anticipated:

*Marie Antoinette movie
*New Marc by Marc accessories
*The World Cup winner
*What happens to The Lady in the Water
*Hot new couples on the LES

and of course, DCMA Collective, which took its first baby steps to launching today.

Squeal! Giggle! Hearts! Now go wear your casette tape necklace and write Chanel on your arm in black magic marker, and you’ve almost got it…

[TALLULAH MORTON - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

Laura, 21

Laura goes to FIT, where she can breeze by Daniel Vosovic, see Chuck Close get an honorary degree, jeer the Parsons kids who inevitably win Project Runway (or at least a CFDA fund), and also, use her fabric design studies to make you a really cool t-shirt and a really tight pair of jeans. And trust me, if you are a boy in this city, then you desperately need these two things if you ever want to date… um… anyone.

Crush away!

[DEANNE CHEUK - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

Reasons to still have a this bag:

Your initials are actually “LV”
You’re a South American socialite
You’re Heatherette
You’re under 16 and desperate to impress the Mean Girls
You’re a Russian spokesmodel for an Italian car
You’re a descendent Louis himself
You’re so excited because it was $20 at Rockefeller Center

So, really, which is it?

[STAR JONES - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

Name the owner of this limited-edition Armani Vespa, as seen on 11th St. and Avenue A…

a) Patricia Field
b) Richard Gere
c) Victoria Traina
d) Jake Brown
e) A very cute, very popular male model… but I’ll never say who!

[JOLLYON CARTER - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

Last year’s reputable rumor was that Cover Girl dispensed MJ trench coats to its favorite beauty editors. This season it’s a little different: a certain mega-fashion brand gave some style editors tickets to Panic! At the Disco’s big concert tomorrow night. Whether the editors will go, or instead pass the tix along to their interns, is another story - one which I’ll gladly report on Friday morning, when I’m back from screaming my lungs out. And yes, I’ll wear a designer coat - or at least a Forever 21 t-shirt, which at this point is basically the same thing…

[TODD PHILLIPS - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

Here’s a fun little question: if a certain ’90s movie princess were taking classes on “the Pleasure Revolution” and exploring her already obvious womanly powers on a weekly basis, would you want to know about it? Because I definitely, absolutely would…

[CAN YOU KEEP A SECRET OR ARE YOU THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]