Act Six, in which The Imaginary Socialite rocks the Prairie Look at dinner with her father.
Pop Art: What are you wearing? You look like a farmer…
Imaginary Socialite: It’s Miu Miu and Charlotte Ronson!
Pop Art: Fine. Then you look like Nicole Richie.
Imaginary Socialite: Funny.
Pop Art: Oh and I thought of an Is Not for […]
Maybe sometimes, we’ve got it wrong but it’s all right
The more you seem to change, the more you stay the same
Go put your records on…
[STELLA TENNANT - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Where did the saucey Gurj get this snappy button?
a) Brendon Urie slipped it to her backstage…
b) Brandon Flowers made it for her at Coachella…
c) Brandon Reilly bought it for her at Urbans…
d) Brad Walsh stole it for her from Stellastarr…
e) on the floor. which means it’s totally fated for her to meet some supercute […]
Years of best-gay-friends have taught me this: you can do anything with makeup. Cleavage gets carved, noses get flattened, lips get a glossy dose of DSL abilities, and fake ink is the easiest of all. With that in mind, I give you this gorgeous tattoo. If real, it belongs to one of the […]
Sweet and sassy Alex, 23, designs yummy cashmere and also likes yummy ice cream. Last night, he was hanging out and decided to play “mistaken identity” with his Imaginary Socialite sign.
So, you can either crush on this totally cute ice-cream scooper, below, or you can crush on Alexander, above. Really, it seems […]
The Imaginary Socialite is on a spiritual retreat in Timbuktu. But she will be back tomorrow because she loves you (and material possessions) just too too much.
xoxo.
[HAPPY LONG WEEKEND - TALK TOMORROW!]
Ultragrrrl: OMG!
Ultragrrrl: Imaginary Socialite!
Ultragrrrl: Look at this photo!
Am I The IS: ???
Ultragrrrl: LOOK AT THE PHOTO! Mikey Way!
Am I The IS: Wow. He’s awfully gorgeous.
Am I The IS: He can tell me So Long and Goodnight ANYTIME.
[MARISA MELTZER - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
The summer’s most eagerly anticipated:
*Marie Antoinette movie
*New Marc by Marc accessories
*The World Cup winner
*What happens to The Lady in the Water
*Hot new couples on the LES
and of course, DCMA Collective, which took its first baby steps to launching today.
Squeal! Giggle! Hearts! Now go wear your casette tape necklace and write Chanel on your arm […]
Laura, 21
Laura goes to FIT, where she can breeze by Daniel Vosovic, see Chuck Close get an honorary degree, jeer the Parsons kids who inevitably win Project Runway (or at least a CFDA fund), and also, use her fabric design studies to make you a really cool t-shirt and a really tight pair of […]
Reasons to still have a this bag:
Your initials are actually “LV”
You’re a South American socialite
You’re Heatherette
You’re under 16 and desperate to impress the Mean Girls
You’re a Russian spokesmodel for an Italian car
You’re a descendent Louis himself
You’re so excited because it was $20 at Rockefeller Center
So, really, which is it?
[STAR JONES - AM I THE […]
Why is the IS too tired to post stuff this morning?
a) champagne
b) cupcakes
c) cute boys
d) drama. resolved, but still too tiring.
Real stuff in the afternoon, promise.
[AM I THE IMAGINARY SLACKER OR WHAT?]
Name the owner of this limited-edition Armani Vespa, as seen on 11th St. and Avenue A…
a) Patricia Field
b) Richard Gere
c) Victoria Traina
d) Jake Brown
e) A very cute, very popular male model… but I’ll never say who!
[JOLLYON CARTER - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Am I The IS: omg I had the weirdest dream last night.
English Editor: me too, I dreamed that Club Monaco brought back bedazzled jeans and I threw a fit in the showroom.
Am I The IS: Well, I dreamed I had to trek through a spooky forest to get to MisShapes all alone, and […]
Last year’s reputable rumor was that Cover Girl dispensed MJ trench coats to its favorite beauty editors. This season it’s a little different: a certain mega-fashion brand gave some style editors tickets to Panic! At the Disco’s big concert tomorrow night. Whether the editors will go, or instead pass the tix along to […]
Here’s a fun little question: if a certain ’90s movie princess were taking classes on “the Pleasure Revolution” and exploring her already obvious womanly powers on a weekly basis, would you want to know about it? Because I definitely, absolutely would…
[CAN YOU KEEP A SECRET OR ARE YOU THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]