Dream Lover
Am I The IS: omg I had the weirdest dream last night.
English Editor: me too, I dreamed that Club Monaco brought back bedazzled jeans and I threw a fit in the showroom.
Am I The IS: Well, I dreamed I had to trek through a spooky forest to get to MisShapes all alone, and I wore that blue flop-collared Marc Jacobs coat.
English Editor: Oh yes, I love that coat. It’s very directional.
Am I The IS: In the forest, I met a group of scary gay disco men who chased me out. And when I got to MisShapes, it was a haunted house, and everyone was already gone. And then a scary man in a silver sequined cape came to attack me!
English Editor: What happened?
Am I The IS: I woke up screaming. What do you think it means?
English Editor: Well, it either means you’re very anxious about social situations and especially men right now
English Editor: Or it means silver rayon is really hot for fall.
[AMY SEDARIS - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]