Laura, 21
Laura goes to FIT, where she can breeze by Daniel Vosovic, see Chuck Close get an honorary degree, jeer the Parsons kids who inevitably win Project Runway (or at least a CFDA fund), and also, use her fabric design studies to make you a really cool t-shirt and a really tight pair of jeans. And trust me, if you are a boy in this city, then you desperately need these two things if you ever want to date… um… anyone.
Crush away!
[DEANNE CHEUK - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]